What I Like (or not) About St. Patrick’s Day
There are green things I like and some green things that…well, turn me green. It’s the day to celebrate our photosynthesis friend so I thought I’d take some time to spell out my preferences.
Green Things I Like
Beans, traffic lights, spring grass, peas, mint ice cream, trees, shamrocks, broccoli, four-leaf clovers, money…lots of green money and pistachio pudding please.
Green Things I Don’t Like
Leftovers, brussel sprouts, slime, green complexions, jealousy, turnip and collard greens, and guacamole. Being pinched for not wearing green. Ouch. I also don’t like too much lettuce in my salad bowl. Thank you very much.
Irish Things I Love
Potatoes (any kind), luck, leprechauns, and my grandkids.